{actor} When I was only three,
my mom said to me,
"Don't go skrewing a skanky ho,
or you're gonna get VD"
When I was seventeen,
I boned a kooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up,
And my crotch began to itch

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party...All day